And who said New Yorkers are rude?

On a recent trip to NYC my wife and I went to Chelsea to have amazing Kobe beef burgers at the Old Homestead, we walked around the area to work up an appetite and, in addition to the cool elevated High Line Park, we visited the Chelsea Market. It was an eclectic collection of indie boutiques, luxury brand designer stores and eateries. I happened to sign onto their Wifi and encountered what is probably the nicest and funniest terms of service/EULA ever:

I promise to refrain from any hanky panky
Or anything that would make anyone get cranky.
Anything I do with this connection that is lame,
I absolve Chelsea Market, et al, of any blame.

Agree and you’ll get out.
Disagree and you’ll just pout.


Hilarious EULA for the Chelsea Market wifi